"Toto... I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

So this happened yesterday:

Luckily Google had my back, and a timely warning was pushed to my phone via Google Now, along with some key survival information...

Look for the following danger signs:

• A large, dark, low-lying cloud (particularly if rotating)

Thanks for the info, Google.

Anyways, time for me to start working on Dorothy, so I can be prepared for storm-chasing when the next mega-cyclone hits this area...

I thought this was "The South"?

Ahh, sweet Dixie.

Sunshine, blue skies, a year-round Chubbathon, full fat ice cream, southern belles in daisy dukes...

Wait, wait, minus what?!

Oh well - at least that's in Celsius.

P.S. Happy New Year!